Friday Flop: The Cuchini. Down with camel toe!
Posted on May 29, 2009 by Miss Britt in Friday Flops
I put a call out on twitter for suggestions for Friday Flops and Suebob blew my mind with a link to a review of a product called The Cuchini.
Now, I don’t usually re-review something that’s already been talked about, and I try to avoid blasting products that I haven’t used myself whenever possible. But I’m making an exception to both of those guidelines for The Cuchini.
Because it is just that bad.
From the Cuchini website:
Oh. My. God.
Yes, ladies, there is finally an answer to camel toe. Oh yes, camel toe. And now with visual aids!
If your pants (or swimsuits) are too tight and you are worried about the whole world seeing the outline of your vagina’s lips (dear God), than the Cuchini is for you.
Also for you…
Underwear.
Not wearing pants that are too damn tight.
Investing in a swimsuit with proper lining.
You’re welcome.
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Posted on May 29, 2009 by Miss Britt in Friday Flops
Please tell me that people don’t actually buy this shit….
So what if you have a cameltoe. I think it’s hot. And if you don’t want to look hot – wear boxer’s. I saw onse a webpage that sell cameltoes. No actual toes from a camel but a similar thing as abowe but this garanteed a distinct cameltoe shown through any clothing
A bike seat for your crotch, awesome!
@foo, I was thinking the same thing!
I always wondered how those swim suit models did it. They had too many crotch shots to not have at least one camel toe.
What, one more thing to worry about?
OH MY GOD! What the hell?!
So not okay.
This is wrong on so many levels! Especially since cucina is Italian for kitchen so I thought it was going to be a kitchen gadget.
WTF??? And I never knew what Camel Toe was. I thought it would be lower and by the feet….
They actually call it “camel toe”? Really?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
Holy Moly. I don’t know what else to say.
Ok. That is one of the creepiest, trashiest gizmos I have ever seen. Ewwww! I’m trying to decide if it’s hilarious or just plain bad
I love the part on the site that declares that it’s evolution that’s caused the lack of hair, causing camel toe.
Yeah, the evolution of the Brazilian bikini wax.
I hadn’t realized that camel toe was such a problem.
And I’m with Floating Princess on the name. It should be Coochini, not Cuchini because “kitchen” was the first thing that popped into my mind too.
I can’t get past the name.
For every problem there is a solution …
Gotta love the photos. They should have a whole series of before and after shots, and testimonials …
“Before the Cuchini, I was a walking embarrassment. I couldn’t get guys like my boss and the president of the United States to stop staring at my camel toe. Not anymore!”
@lynn @ human, being, Hahahahaha- best comment so far.
And here all this time I thought camel-toe meant a type of shoe.
Hey doucheini creators, here’s an idea, how about you just buy the right size underwear or swimsuit. If your twat lips can’t breathe then that should be an indicator that heyyyyy you probably need a bigger size. Effin morons
No kidding! I agree that we should all be so lucky to find well-fitting pants, but that’s just not always possible, especially being an average sized woman with a long torso/long waisted. I’m sick to death of those uncomfortable crotch seams and a public display of my privates, which nobody wants to be reminded of in the first place. I’m going to order one and get back to you. Before and after photos upon request only.
THIS IS SOOO FUNNY ITS A GREAT IDEA CAUSE SOME GIRLS REALLY NEED IT I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY TUMMY HURTS FROM LAUGHTER !!!!!!!!!
What is so bad about people seeing the outline of your vagina lips? What have they (or you) got against the vagina? It’s a thing of beauty and a source of wonder, and a part of being a woman.
Don’t waste your time or money on this procuct. The Cuchini doesn’t wash well and is a bacterial breeding ground. The company includes enough double stick tape for only two wearings. There are no technical instructions as to which side is worn against the body. The company did not reply to my questions when informing them that there response could be shared with other women on this blog. 100% thumbs down on this one. With shipping, around $25.00 for two little patches of fabric that DO NOT WORK!
@salem, Darn Salem, really? It doesn’t work? I thought this might be the answer to my prayers and I just ordered it. We’ll see what happens I guess…
I did start to get a little suspicious when I saw that there’s been no new product development since August of 2009. Kinda weird, you know? They were all gearing up to make this a thing and then… nothing.
No, the Cuchini product absolutely did not do what it was represented to. Considering the use of the product, it would be like returning already worn underwear. The fabric and size make it impossible to wash well. The packaging and cute marketing sucked me right in. I really wanted a product like this to work and don’t feel I’m being unfair or unduly critical. Better luck to you.
Worst idea EVER!