Monistat Chafing Relief Powder Gel – Because no one is too fat for a dress
July 1, 2009 by Miss Britt
Filed under Beauty
Anti-chafing Gel
I wear dresses because I feel too fat for shorts.
There. I said it.
It’s not my keen fashion sense or my desire to dress up every single day. It’s my overly ripe, pear shaped hips. And ass. And thighs.
I live in Florida and there is no freaking way I can endure 100+ temperatures in jeans. No matter how fat my thighs are. That leaves me with skirts and dresses. Or nudity (which I hear is frowned upon in the Sunshine State).
Because dresses – especially this season’s maxi dresses – are my go to outfit for camouflaging thunder thighs, I am always amazed by women who tell me that they don’t think they can wear dresses because they are too heavy.
That’s like a super model telling you she doesn’t wear a bikini because she’s thin.
Why, oh why, were all of my female friends dismissing my oh so flattering fashion advice?
Oh. Right.
Chafing.
