Book Review: Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

What have you been doing the last ten years of your life? If you’re Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, you’ve been writing your memoir. Your twisted, bizarre and hysterically funny memoir. And for the last week or so you’ve been squeeing because it actually made the New York Times Bestseller list. Not too shabby.

I won a proof copy of Jenny’s book, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir, from the publisher. If I hadn’t, I would have paid money for it (which is saying something for a girl who has a love affair with her local library). It’s funny. It’s quirky. It’s totally Jenny. If you don’t read her blog… well I feel sorry for you. If you do, this book is a must read. So go, read it!

Let’s preface this by saying I’m not a huge fan of the memoir. I like the always-something-happening feel of a novel or the treasure trove of new facts in any kind of “informational” book. Memoirs, unless they are about someone famous (and someone famous that I actually care about), don’t particularly interest me much. So to say that I really loved this book is really saying something.

One of my favorite chapters is the one where Jenny tells stories about her time in Human Resources. People are bizarre, boys and girls (especially you boys), and if  you’re ever looking for a never-ending source bizarre but true tales, HR is the job for you. My other favorite chapter is about Jenkins, the jumbo quail (turkey) and his friends. They lived in Jenny’s front yard. The were horrible. And? Awesome. Because it’s just too weird not to be true.

I belly-laughed my way through this book. My husband thought I was insane. Given what I was laughing at, he might be right.

If you haven’t had the pleasure of reading The Bloggess, go and have a look. And if you want more, go buy this book. You will not be sorry.

About The Author: Megan is a professional writer, amateur photographer and an accomplished beauty product crash test dummy. She'll try anything once, especially if it's a free sample. She's still trying to figure out what she wants to be when she grows up, but it will probably involve travel and Colin Farrell. And maybe some writing and photography. You can visit her at onethousandwordsormore.com or follow her on Twitter: msmegan.

Friday Find: Wickedly Awesome Wicked Skatewear!

When you make the decision to become a roller girl, things begin to happen. Things like suddenly wanting to have wheels under your feet all the time. Things like a growing sense of self esteem. Things like losing a crap ton of weight and suddenly needing skate clothes to practice in that won’t fall off you! Yeah sure you can go to one of the large mega sports stores to buy plain old shorts, t-shirts, and iron on some letters & your number on the back, or maybe… just maybe, you’ll go online and check out one of my favorite websites… Wicked Skatewear!

Wicked is an apparel and uniform company that happens to sell roller skates and gear! Based in Huntington Beach, Strychnine and B-Train make your orders happen with the help of a few henchmen, oh, and a dog named Sh*t Pants. Yeah. I said Sh*t Pants. Their uniforms have been used on CSI:Miami and people from the Ellen Show and Oprah have been outfitted by Wicked for snippets on TV. Now, lest you think all they have is athletic gear, let me tell you Wicked Skatewear has awesome shirts, jewelry and socks that are wearable for everyday too.

My favorite Wicked t-shirt has a graphic of the flying skate done in a classical old tattoo style. It’s great. I’d wear it to parent pick up all the time.

There’s a pair of kitty socks that I’d totally wear to run in (If only they had toes in them!). As it were, I know someone who ordered these from Wicked just this past winter and she said they kept her toasty during the cold weather. What more reason could you need to buy them?

They also have books about roller derby.  I love No Mercy because I dabble in photography, especially derby photography. Some of the shots in here are so amazing and damn near magical they practically leap off the page. Someday I’m gonna shoot snaps like that.

So there you have it. Just three of the many, MANY examples of why I love Wicked Skatewear! They have something for everyone. Go give them a look and give in to the dark side…. of roller derby! Ok, maybe you don’t want to play derby, but you can look like a badass derby chick! And if that isn’t a good enough reason, well, they sell awesome t-shirts, too. My youngest daughter has one she wears to school!

About The Author:  Wife, Mom, Roller Derby Queen. She's not your typical Domestic Goddess! Living in Valrico Florida with her husband HHH and three kids, Blondefabulous, better known as Nicole, stays busy writing, cooking, baking, and playing Blocker for the Bradentucky Bombers Roller Derby League. She also helps with training for the Bradenton Derby Brats and writes a blog called Blondefabulocity. She brings a radical view to beauty, shopping, & fashion when it's mixed with fishnets, tattoos, & roller skates! Blog: Blondefabulocity http://blondefabulocity.blogspot.com On Twitter: @blondefabulous https://twitter.com/#!/blondefabulous Roller Derby Fan Page: Blondefabulous of the SRG https://www.facebook.com/pages/Blondefabulous-of-the-SRG/112622162097711

The Alphabet Series: A Is For Awesome

The thing about a book series is that you get a chance to get comfortable with a character, to the point that they end up feeling like an old friend. I don’t know about you, but I love that. Sure, I love to read just about any book, but I don’t get as excited about any old book as I do about one that’s part of favorite series.

There are only a handful of series that I will actively seek out, and The Alphabet Series by Sue Grafton is one of them. It’s a great detective series for people who may not actually like detective series.

Four Reasons Why I Love The Alphabet Series

1. There are plenty of books. She’s not quite through all 26 letters yet, but her latest offering is V Is For Vengeance. That’s plenty of books to enjoy until the next new one comes out.

2. They are set in the 1980s. I am a child of the 80s, so I love the nostalgia. It’s worth noting that Grafton starting writing these in 1982, which is where the series starts. I think the latest is set in 1987. Anyway, I love reading about a time before computers and cell phones. It’s low-tech, but somehow it never feels dated to me.

3. They have a strong heroine. Probably one of my favorite things about this series is Kinsey Millhone, a 30-something PI that lives alone and likes it that way. She has a few flings along the way, but she doesn’t need a man to be complete. She’s can take care of herself, she knows how to pick a lock and love McDonald’s Quarter Pounders With Cheese. She’s a former cop who also knows how to bend the law when it suits her purposes. I love her and totally identify with her.

4. They have just the right amount of twists and turns. They’re easy to follow, but not necessarily predictable. They focus on the lives of ordinary people, cases that a typical PI may actually come across in the course of a career. But they are not boring. There’s always plenty of action and danger to keep you interested and turning the pages.

5. They are set in Northern California. This beautiful area is the backdrop for most of the stories. While I’ve never been there, I feel as if I have. The area is almost another character; you get to know it over time.

This wildly popular series has been featured and mentioned in TV series and movies for years. There’s a reason for that: The books are good. I’ve read most of them several times and they never get old.

If you’re looking for a good, solid read, grab A Is For Alibi and see what you think. I’m willing to bet that before long your reader will look like alphabet soup.

About The Author:  Megan is a professional writer, amateur photographer and an accomplished beauty product crash test dummy. She'll try anything once, especially if it's a free sample. She's still trying to figure out what she wants to be when she grows up, but it will probably involve travel and Colin Farrell. And maybe some writing and photography. You can visit her at onethousandwordsormore.com or follow her on Twitter: msmegan.

Friday Find: Bas Bleu

Confession time: I love information. I like knowing things. And I love books, because they give me information. And that, my dears, is why I PPH Bas Bleu.

What’s that you say? What is a Bas Bleu? Bas bleu (baa blue) is French for blue stocking. And a bluestocking is a literary woman. What this lovely little site does is sell books. Odd little books. Quirky little books. Interesting little books, both fiction and non-fiction. Most of these books you probably have never heard of, but if you read them you’ll be damn glad you did. I get this catalog at my house every holiday season and I always make a nice l “I need to read this” list.

My Bas Bleu Wish List 2011

• Who Put The Devil In Deviled Eggs? The Fascinating Stories Behind America’s Favorite Foods
• Signing Their Lives Away
• Deadly Dictionaries
• How To Write A Sentence And How To Read One
• The Bible: A Biography
• The Thinker’s Thesaurus

In addition to books, they have some great gift ideas that will work for anyone in your life: paint your own watercolor postcard kits, Roman numeral candles, uncommon sticky notes and even toys and books for kids. There is something about this site that just makes me very happy. I think it’s a wonderful destination for the woman who wants something more than what the big box stores offer. I dare you to poke around and not find something you’d love have for your very own.

You can also join the Bas Bleu Society for $30 a year and get free shipping, 15% off most regular-priced items, discounted gift wrap and special offers via e-mail. Oh, and a nifty little membership card.

Oh, come on. You know you want one.

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Friday Find: Vintage Vinyl Journals

We are starting a new feature here at Buy-Her: Friday Finds, dedicated to Web sites that you may not have heard of, but really should know about. Not to worry; we’ll still be doing the ever-popular Friday Flops, but there are plenty of Fridays to go around! Now read on and enjoy our first Friday Find, Vintage Vinyl Journals.

 

I have a THING for paper products, specifically notebooks and journals. I can’t make it out of my local Staples without slowing down in the fancy notebook aisle. Whether spiral or perfect bound, give me a notebook with a nice cover and some good, weighty paper and I’m in love. So imagine my joy when I received an e-mail from Vintage Vinyl Journals introducing themselves.

Dare I ask for a sample?

I did and they were gracious enough to oblige me. And when it arrived I died, went to Heaven and came back again. Not only was it beautifully bound and full of heavyweight paper, there was something very special about this journal. The front cover was Janet Jackson’s “Control” album and the back was art from the album cover.

Yes, you read that right. There was a record on the front of my journal. That’s what Vintage Vinyl Journals are all about. They take old-school vinyl record albums and repurpose them into journals. Not only is that a clever way to keep vintage records out of the landfill, it makes a great gift for someone old enough to appreciate the distinctive pop and hiss of music embedded in vinyl.

The journals are well-made and sturdy and contain 240 pages of unlined, acid-free paper with a sewn-in bookmark. You can choose from a variety of genres, from classics like Bing Crosby to legends like the Beatles and Led Zeppelin to newer artists like Taylor Swift. They’ll even make a custom journal for you, often at no extra charge (depending on how hard the album is to find – if you’re looking for Al Jolson, you’ll probably have to pay a premium).

These books make a great gift for just about anyone, but for music lovers in particular. And they work even if the recipient isn’t a journaler. I’m not a fan of writing on unlined paper, so I’ve been using my journal as an inspiration book for home decor projects (I’m always on the hunt and love to pull pictures of things I like) so my ideas are all in one place. Other uses I thought of:

° Scrapbook— grab one with an album from the year someone’s child was born and fill it with pictures and mementos.
° Birthday gift for an old friend—choose a record from your high school years (or however far back you go) and paste pictures and memorabilia from that time inside.
°Concert tickets – this would be a great way to document all the fun you had (if you’re one who saves these things).

The possibilities are just about endless!

Disclaimer: As I said, Vintage Vinyl Journals was kind enough to give me a journal to use. It was my choice to write about it because this is exactly the kind of thing that makes me indescribably happy. I hope it will make you happy too.

Book Review: When Did I Get Like This?

You cruise along in your life, making decisions, getting things done, kicking life’s ass. And then one day you find yourself in a full-on panic because Chuck E. Cheese’s is booked on the day you planned your son’s birthday party and you don’t quite understand why you care so much. Amy Wilson‘s memoir, When Did I Get Like This? asks the very question that will inevitably go through your mind more times than you’ll care to admit once you’ve given birth. Or even thought that maybe it would fun to have a baby. Possibly.

For me it began when, after getting pregnant with scientific precision, I had a miscarriage. For Amy it began when she couldn’t accomplish what seems like a natural, easy thing: actually getting pregnant. Nothing makes you feel more like a failure than being unable to accomplish something 15-year-olds manage by accident in the back of some senior’s Mustang on a boring Saturday night. Except maybe actually having that baby.

I immediately bonded with Amy when I discovered she had the same distaste (pun intended) for What To Expect When You’re Expecting‘s now-defunct Best Odds Diet as I did. All through this book I found myself nodding my head along with her, from breastfeeding hysteria to knowing that something’s wrong with your child and everyone thinking you’re nuts to doing a really good job on something and having it go completely unnoticed and unremarked on (This, I believe, is the essence of motherhood: No one notices when you’re doing it right, but one bad moment and the whole world’s judging you).

The book is totally relatable; I can’t imagine a contemporary mother who hasn’t questioned both her maternal skills and her sanity after being assaulted with as much information and pressure to be “perfect” as we are subjected to on a daily basis. It’s about questioning every decision you make regarding your children and wondering frequently how in the hell your mother managed to get through your entire childhood without a stack of parenting books by her side (Hint: it’s because she didn’t have a stack of parenting books by her side). It’s about wanting to do what’s best for your kids and never really being sure exactly what that is. It’s the recognition that insanity has become the new sanity and none of us seems to be immune.

But what saves Amy, I think, is her sense of humor, her ability to see the insanity and identify it even while indulging in it. It’s the only sane thing to do, really.

Knowing you’re not alone is half the battle. If you’re a mom, go get this book. If you want to be a mom, go get this book.

You won’t be sorry.

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: A Book Review

I was at our local library Saturday using their internet and looking for something to read when I checked out the New Releases shelf and saw “Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog.”  That title? Totally caught my eye.  So I did what I always do before checking out a book, I checked out the back.

Lisa?  Writes like a blogger.

Why?  Because she writes a humor column for the Philadelphia Inquirer.

She also writes bestselling mystery novels.  And by bestselling?  I mean New York Times Bestsellers.

I fell in love with Lisa just from the introduction of this book alone.   Her mystery novels all have women, amazing ordinary women, as main characters.  When asked if she would ever write a man as a main character she answered “No.”  When asked why not, she answered “Because I have ovaries. I write what I know. “  Love her.

Lisa has been twice divorced (like me!!!) and has been beyond broke when first divorced (also? Like me!  We could be BFF’s. Or Twinsies!) In fact her life sounds a lot like yours “if you crave carbs, can’t find jeans that fit, and still believe these two things are unrelated.”  She has an great sense of humor, wit and wisdom.

She writes about amazing adventures of everyday lives.  Such topics as “Of Dogs and Men” where she explores the connection between the number of divorces a woman has in relation to the number of dogs she currently shares her bed with.  “Family Fun” where she tells us the life lessons she has learned from having her mother Mother Mary, and her gay brother Brother Frank visit for a week.  Such gems as “You can’t chloroform your mother” especially if your brother is around.  She writes about raising her only daughter on her own, and living with 4 dogs, 2 kittens, 14 chickens and hot flashes.

I sat down and read this book cover to cover, only coming up for dinner and sleep.  It’s a quick easy light-hearted read that woman of all ages can relate to and get a laugh out of.  She’s honest, and funny and writes what we’re all thinking but just don’t have the nerves or the place to say.

Whether you read her book, or just her column, please check out Lisa Scottoline.  She’s a woman’s woman with a great sense of humor.  You will be nodding your head in agreement and laughing along with her.

Feature photo by: April Narby

NOOKcolor Is The Best E-reader Ever

Santa brought me a NOOKcolor for Christmas.  I don’t want to rush to judgment, but I think the NOOKcolor may have changed my life forever.  For the past couple of years, I have resisted the e-reader trend.  No, I said, I like to hold books in my hand and sniff in their book smells.

Then, while chatting with some fine ladies, the great Kindle vs. Nook debate began.  As soon as I heard that I could get library books (for just as free as they are at the library) on a Nook and not on the Kindle, my loyalty to Amazon was gone.  Then, Google opened their ebook store.  So many classics for free.  (Not that I read classics.  I prefer light reads since my day job keeps me deeply entrenched in archaic prose.)  I can get the books from Google with the Nook.  Not with a Kindle.  Amazon, do you see where we are headed?

I planned to purchase it for myself for a holiday treat.  I had already asked my husband for a bag made of recycled seat belts.  (So cute and an entirely separate post.)  But, when two lawyers are married, things can get tricky.  It can get deposition-like.  The interrogations are fierce.  He figured out that I was up to something and got it out of me that I wanted and planned to purchase the NOOKcolor.  He insisted on playing Santa.

Well, I got my precious baby.  To say that I am in love is an understatement.

The color is absolutely dazzling.  It was a breeze to set up.  (I am technologically impaired with most devices.)  I downloaded my first book with ease.  (It took me longer to decide who would receive that great honor.  Steve Martin’s An Object of Beauty.)  I love the way that I can interact with the book.  It thrills me to highlight a word and be able to define it with the click of a button, and to search it on wikipedia with one more click.  I love that Pandora is automatically loaded as an extra so that I can listen to music as I read.  I can also use it for sodoku, even though I don’t remotely understand that game.

And, of course, there’s the internet.  So that I don’t have to get off of my lazy butt and walk across the room to my laptop or phone to check Facebook or Twitter.  In fact, it has a feature that will allow me to update my status in any of my books to FB or Twitter.  So, if you want to know how I am making out with the new Franzen, it’s there.  (I”m finished with the Steven Martin book.  So good.)

Clearly, I’m a smitten kitten with my NOOKcolor.  If you thought that an e-reader was not going to work for you because you like to hold books, get a cover – it feels just like a book.  But when was the last time a book would sing to you?

Two questions that I’ve gotten from friends who had heard early criticisms.  Is it easy to read in daylight due to the backlight?  I have no idea.  I don’t go outside.  I will eventually check on this, just so I can answer people’s questions.  Also, is the touch super sensitive? Not that I’ve found.  We’re getting along just fine.

You can buy the NOOKcolor at your local Barnes & Noble or online.  The price is $249.  You can download certain library books for free.  The price range on ebooks depends on the site.  Most bestsellers range from $9.99-12.99.  You can find some good sales on both Google and BN.com.  The free section on both sites offers a lot of good selections, too.

5 Gifts for Minimalists

I may be one of the few people in the world who hate when someone asks, “what do you want for Christmas/your birthday?”

It’s not that I don’t like people buying me presents; it’s that I don’t like people buying me crap.  And my threshold for what constitutes not crap seems to be higher than most people’s.  I’m very picky about the stuff that I let accumulate in my life, and I’m only getting more picky with age.  I don’t want candles or bath salts or kitschy home decor items.  I don’t mean to be a bitch, but owning stuff means having to clean, put away and make room for stuff.  I try to ensure that the stuff I will end up cleaning, putting away and making room for is stuff that is really, really important to me.  Scented candles?  Not even close.

What do you get a minimalist crab like me?  Of course, you can always give gift certificates and “experience” gifts.  But if you absolutely have to have something to wrap up in pretty paper, try some of these gift ideas.

5 Great Gifts For Women Who Hate Stuff (Or Call Themselves Minimalists)

1. Great sheets

I love sleeping in other people’s houses when they have better bed linens than I do, especially because I almost always end up going cheap on my own sheets.  A gift of high quality sheets would get enjoyed over and over again and is really a gift of every day luxury.

Style & Co makes a 300 count cotton percale sheet set that is soft, durable and easy to care for.  Available at Macy’s.

2. Leather driving gloves

These leather driving gloves from Saks ooze cosmopolitan style and they’re practical!  Fingers get cold!  A quality pair of gloves will last a woman years.

3. A Miche Bag (and shell, or two)

My mother has one of these and I am craving one of my own.  I need to get rid of the closet full of handbags I currently own, but a girl still  needs a purse!  This lets me be fashionable without taking up any space at all.  You see, the Miche bag allows you to change the outside of your handbag while reusing the same base over and over and over again.  If you haven’t heard of this yet, checkout their site.  Then buy me one.  Please.

4. E-reader

Whether it’s a Nook, Kindle or a Sony, an e-reader takes the bulk of a bookshelf and puts it into a slim, portable reading device.  A Nook may be the best bet for your favorite minimalist if she likes to lend and borrow books or make use of her local library.  You can find refurbished Nooks on eBay at a significant discount.

4. Handmade soaps

Bath salts?  No.  But soap?  Even minimalists wash up and handmade soaps will get used and be loved.  They’re also relatively inexpensive.  LUSH makes the absolute best soaps (and other body products), but you’ll get a better product if you purchase in store than you will if you order online and have to have it shipped.  Bath & Body Works is a satisfactory substitute if necessary.

5. Scarves

I may be pruning my closet in preparation for my big trip around the country, but I am keeping every single one of my scarves.  A collection of colorful scarves prevent minimalists from walking around in the beatnik black uniform.  Bonus? You get find tons of great colors and fabrics for a steal all over.  Target is my favorite place for scarves (and tights!).

Gifts For Photographers

Photography is a wonderful, if expensive hobby. Gifts for photographers, whether they be amateur, professional or semi-professional, are always appreciated and will absolutely keep you in the will (this may just be me, though, so just suffice it to say they’ll be happy). Here’s what I am lusting after right this minute:

Gift Ideas For The Photographer

Canon EF-S 60mm f 2.8 Macro USM Lens. Buy me this baby and you’re covered until next year at least (lens are a bit pricey). I’ve been craving a macro lens, which lets you take very close-up photos. This handy lens gets excellent reviews, and word is that it works beautifully as a portrait lens, which can save you a little money as you might be able skip buying that little “nifty fifty” that’s in almost every photographer’s tool kit.

An Epiphanie Bag. A cute camera bag? No. A gorgeous camera bag. Bags, actually. Like Coach for your Canon, Prada for your Pentax, Louie for your Leica (OK, I’ll stop now). I can carry one of these lovelies and leave my purse at home and no one will even know. Genius. Created by a lady photographer, naturally. An Epiphanie would certainly encourage me to carry my camera more. A Ginger or a Belle, in brown. Please and thank you.

Gorillapod. Finally, finally they make one of these for SLRs! This tripod is portable (it’ll fit my Ginger or Belle) and talented: It’ll wrap around a tree branch, railing, sign or almost any other place and hold your camera steady. It would be great for taking shots of fireworks at Disney or sunrises on the beach or… whatever. If you’ve ever had to lug around a tripod you know how huge this is. HUGE.

White Balance Lens Cap. If you’ve ever taken a photo that came out a bit wonky in the color department, you’ve experienced the joy of incorrect white balance. There are these cards that you can use to help adjust it, but that’s just one more thing to carry. Enter this ingenious lens cap. It stays on your camera lens all the time, like any other lens cap. When you’re ready to shoot, take a picture with the lens cap on (remember to switch to auto white balance), and you’ll have perfect white balance for your conditions. Perfect. Great stocking stuffer.

Vanity Fair: The Portraits. Everyone needs inspiration, and Vanity Fair consistently delivers. I’ve wanted this book for a long time, but just can’t bring myself to buy it. That’s exactly what gifts are for, aren’t they?

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