I love it when people ask me questions. It makes me feel smart and better than you.  I mean, helpful.  It makes me feel helpful. My point is – someone asked me a question. Elizabeth asked: “do you know of any good facial cleansers that control oily and dry spots? As in, both at the [...]

I wear dresses because I feel too fat for shorts. There.  I said it. It’s not my keen fashion sense or my desire to dress up every single day.  It’s my overly ripe, pear shaped hips.  And ass.  And thighs. I live in Florida and there is no freaking way I can endure 100+ temperatures [...]