Here’s the thing – we’re all adults here. And this site is a chance for us to talk about the things women buy that don’t involve diapers or strollers or educational toys.

And Grandma, I have to tell you, I have a clitoris.

And so do all of the other women that I know.

Of course, we don’t talk about things like sex toys and mini vibrators in mixed company. Or even with our casual girlfriends. Because we are ladies, after all. But behind closed doors – sometimes alone, and sometimes with our partners – damn near every woman I know has used or thought about using some kind of vibrator.

To be honest, I was late to the mechanical party.

The idea of introducing something that required batteries and an owner’s manual was more than a little intimidating. And the only place you used to be able to get a vibrator (mini or otherwise) was in one of those seedy adult bookstores. Thanks, but no thanks.

A few years ago, a friend introduced me to a web site where you can buy adult toys from the comfort of your own home – free from the leering eyes of the adult bookstore clerk. She assured me everything was discreet and encouraged me to live a little and quit being such a damn prude.

And do you know what I discovered?

Vibrators are freaking expensive! Seriously. If it wasn’t for a second honeymoon to Vegas, some liquid courage and a moment of financial weakness, I might never have discovered the benefit of expanding my sexual horizons.

Ladies, let me tell you – happiness can, in fact, be bought.

And, in your case, it can be won.

Ladies (and generous gentleman), I present to you…

Mini Vibrator - the Lily

The Lily, Eden Fantasy’s finest mini vibrator.

And by finest I mean fanciest and most expensive.

The retail value on this baby is $104.99.  And what do you get for your money?  Something small, discreet, and rechargeable.  An LED light on the device tells you when it’s time to plugin so you never find yourself yanking batteries out of a TV remote in an emergency.  (Don’t tell me I’m the only person who this has happened to.)

Now, because of it’s size and non phallic design, I think it’s the perfect start toy for someone who’s always wondered but never tried it.  But the price tag can be a little difficult to get over if you’re a first timer.

Hell, it can be a little difficult to get over if you’ve got a box full of vibrators under your bed.

Lucky for you, I’ve gt your back.  I want what’s best for you.  I want you to have the best.  So I begged and pleaded with the marketing guy (who wants you to know his name is Drew) at Eden Fantasys and convinced him to let me offer you this top of the line mini vibrator.  For free.

No product review with an affiliate link.  No discount code or paltry free shopping offer here.  No way.  Free and clear (and straight from the manufacturer, by the way).

Who loves you, baby?

Now all you have to do is win it.

Here are the rules for the sex toys giveaway:

1. Neither my mother nor my step-mother are allowed to enter unless you are using a fake name and email address.  You do not have clitorises and would not know what to do with a mini vibrator.  We’re going with that story.

2. Each person is allowed 5 entries – 1 from each entry method. (I’m getting there)

3.  Contest is open from Tuesday March 10th to midnight on Tuesday March 17th.

4.  Winner will be contacted via email (so use a valid one, mom) and announced on buy-her.com on Wednesday, March 18th.

5 Ways to Enter to win the mini vibrator:

1. Leave a comment here.  As usual, nothing fancy is required.  You don’t have to tell me about your first time or explain to me about how desperately you need a mini vibrator.  In fact, please don’t.  For both of our sakes.  Just leave a comment with a valid email address and you’ve earned yourself one entry.

2. Write a post and link back to this post.  You have to link back to this post.  The trackback that shows up here will be how I can count your entry.  If for some reason your trackback doesn’t show up – post the link to your post in a separate comment.

3. Send a tweet linking to this post.  (Heads up, on Thursday look for the hash tag #edenfantasy on twitter for even more chances to win!)  Post another comment here with the link to your twitter update.  Again, that’s how I’ll be able to count your entry.

4. Post a link to this post and the contest on your Facebook.  Are you gutsy enough to let your grandma (and your junior high math teacher) know you’re trying to win a mini vibrator?  Then you deserve another entry and a high five for being a liberated woman!  Again, you’ll have to post another comment with the link to your facebook status/profile here.

5. Subscribe to Buy-Her’s RSS feed for the special contest code.  When you subscribe, you’ll see a contest code in the footer of the feed, along with instructions and an address to email that code to me.  Do not, for obvious reasons, post the secret code in these open comments.

You can enter up to five times, using each entry method once.  You must have a separate comment and/or email with contest code for each entry.

In other words:

“Hi!  I’m commenting!  I sent a twitter and wrote a post and put it on my facebook!” in one comment only counts as one entry.

On the other hand:

“Hi! I’m commenting!” – in one comment

“Hi, I twittered this contest at this URL” – in one comment

“Here’s where I whored myself out on Facebook – in another comment

“Here’s a link to my post!” – in another comment or trackback

“OOh! Here is the secret code word that no one else knows!” – in an email

That’s five entries and gives you five chances of winning the mini vibrator.

Let’s show the PR people of the world that we are more than mom jeans and breastfeeding pumps!

And… go!

Posted by missbritt for Buy-Her.com.

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