I am an inherently lazy person.
I’m convinced that God made me that way.  That’s why I am not one of those people who glistens when they workout.  I sweat.  And get red faced.  And swell.  And my legs itch when I run.
I’m practically allergic to strenuous exercise.
Which makes yoga perfect for me.
What is not perfect [...]

I just recently started working out again.  At a gym.
If you’ve ever been to a gym before you know that it is where the female spawn of satan go to make you feel fat. Some people will try to tell you that those women only hang out at the fancy gyms, but they’re lying.  Even [...]