The Internet is a strange and wonderful place, filled with strange and wonderful people. And not all of us are living in our parent’s basement anymore.
While blogging and the blogosphere haven’t gone completely mainstream yet (we all still have friends who “don’t get it” and use air quotes when talking about “the Internet”), our cool factor has definitely gone up in the last few years.
Here’s a few products to help you embrace our geek chic.
This is kind of my catch phrase. Meaning, when I get drunk with my bloggy friends I like to tell cab drivers and random strangers “HEY! Do you know who we are? WE’RE KIND OF A BIG DEAL ON THE INTERNET!”
It’s funny if you get satire and irony.
Because if we’re going to exploit our children on the Internet just so we can get validation from strangers, they should at least get a cute shirt.
Because if you’re going to exploit your children on the Internet just so that you can get validation from strangers, someone is going to take time out of their day to tell you how much you suck. YAY, Internet!
You know what? Fuck the haters. And your neighbors. And your boss. The Internet loves you, baby.
Because you do, right?
Promote your blog and warn your friends and family. Do not wear to your in-law’s house.
For the next level of geek and Internet obsessed. Of course, everyone already knows you’re tweeting this, because you’ve been tap, tap, tapping on your iPhone for the last 15 minutes.
He he he. Internets. Plural.
Sure, you’re scarred for life and there’s no way you’re ever eating soft serve ice cream again. But technically – you’re not dead.
Of course, this is only for that very exclusive club of iPeople.
iAwesome.
And my other car is a Hummer.
In my defense, that was naturally occurring pixelating- not Photoshop.
Won’t this look great next to your “Countdown to the End of A Error” and “ObamaNation” bumper stickers?!
Like, Jesus.
For the next time you drag your spouse to an internet “meet up”.
Oh, Interenets, you make me chuckle.
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Seriously though? I LOVE “I’m totally Blogging This”. I mean, come on, how many times have we ALL (bloggers) had that very thought????
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Haha – Awesome!!
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My favorite? I don;t have friends, I have followers. Of course.
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@ Robin, that’s the shirt I need too. My fiance will start telling me a personal story and then get this look on his face that says he’s realizing that I’m going to blog about it, and he gets all fidgety and usually tells me “You CANNOT blog about this.” But if I had the shirt, I could point to my tits (with the saying on them) and say, uh-uh, the shirt is your warning. This is SO getting blogged.
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