Sex toys giveaway – win a free mini vibrator from Eden Fantasys
Posted on March 10, 2009 by Miss Britt in Uncategorized
Some of you (like my mother) may be asking yourself “why, Britt, would you launch your new review site with a post about sex toys? Does it ever occur to you that your grandmother has access to the Internet?”
Here’s the thing – we’re all adults here. And this site is a chance for us to talk about the things women buy that don’t involve diapers or strollers or educational toys.
And Grandma, I have to tell you, I have a clitoris.
And so do all of the other women that I know.
Of course, we don’t talk about things like sex toys and mini vibrators in mixed company. Or even with our casual girlfriends. Because we are ladies, after all. But behind closed doors – sometimes alone, and sometimes with our partners – damn near every woman I know has used or thought about using some kind of vibrator.
To be honest, I was late to the mechanical party.
The idea of introducing something that required batteries and an owner’s manual was more than a little intimidating. And the only place you used to be able to get a vibrator (mini or otherwise) was in one of those seedy adult bookstores. Thanks, but no thanks.
A few years ago, a friend introduced me to a web site where you can buy adult toys from the comfort of your own home – free from the leering eyes of the adult bookstore clerk. She assured me everything was discreet and encouraged me to live a little and quit being such a damn prude.
And do you know what I discovered?
Vibrators are freaking expensive! Seriously. If it wasn’t for a second honeymoon to Vegas, some liquid courage and a moment of financial weakness, I might never have discovered the benefit of expanding my sexual horizons.
Ladies, let me tell you – happiness can, in fact, be bought.
And, in your case, it can be won.
Ladies (and generous gentleman), I present to you…
Mini Vibrator - the Lily
The Lily, Eden Fantasy’s finest mini vibrator.
And by finest I mean fanciest and most expensive.
The retail value on this baby is $104.99. And what do you get for your money? Something small, discreet, and rechargeable. An LED light on the device tells you when it’s time to plugin so you never find yourself yanking batteries out of a TV remote in an emergency. (Don’t tell me I’m the only person who this has happened to.)
Now, because of it’s size and non phallic design, I think it’s the perfect start toy for someone who’s always wondered but never tried it. But the price tag can be a little difficult to get over if you’re a first timer.
Hell, it can be a little difficult to get over if you’ve got a box full of vibrators under your bed.
Lucky for you, I’ve gt your back. I want what’s best for you. I want you to have the best. So I begged and pleaded with the marketing guy (who wants you to know his name is Drew) at Eden Fantasys and convinced him to let me offer you this top of the line mini vibrator. For free.
No product review with an affiliate link. No discount code or paltry free shopping offer here. No way. Free and clear (and straight from the manufacturer, by the way).
Who loves you, baby?
Now all you have to do is win it.
Here are the rules for the sex toys giveaway:
1. Neither my mother nor my step-mother are allowed to enter unless you are using a fake name and email address. You do not have clitorises and would not know what to do with a mini vibrator. We’re going with that story.
2. Each person is allowed 5 entries – 1 from each entry method. (I’m getting there)
3. Contest is open from Tuesday March 10th to midnight on Tuesday March 17th.
4. Winner will be contacted via email (so use a valid one, mom) and announced on buy-her.com on Wednesday, March 18th.
5 Ways to Enter to win the mini vibrator:
1. Leave a comment here. As usual, nothing fancy is required. You don’t have to tell me about your first time or explain to me about how desperately you need a mini vibrator. In fact, please don’t. For both of our sakes. Just leave a comment with a valid email address and you’ve earned yourself one entry.
2. Write a post and link back to this post. You have to link back to this post. The trackback that shows up here will be how I can count your entry. If for some reason your trackback doesn’t show up – post the link to your post in a separate comment.
3. Send a tweet linking to this post. (Heads up, on Thursday look for the hash tag #edenfantasy on twitter for even more chances to win!) Post another comment here with the link to your twitter update. Again, that’s how I’ll be able to count your entry.
4. Post a link to this post and the contest on your Facebook. Are you gutsy enough to let your grandma (and your junior high math teacher) know you’re trying to win a mini vibrator? Then you deserve another entry and a high five for being a liberated woman! Again, you’ll have to post another comment with the link to your facebook status/profile here.
5. Subscribe to Buy-Her’s RSS feed for the special contest code. When you subscribe, you’ll see a contest code in the footer of the feed, along with instructions and an address to email that code to me. Do not, for obvious reasons, post the secret code in these open comments.
You can enter up to five times, using each entry method once. You must have a separate comment and/or email with contest code for each entry.
In other words:
“Hi! I’m commenting! I sent a twitter and wrote a post and put it on my facebook!” in one comment only counts as one entry.
On the other hand:
“Hi! I’m commenting!” – in one comment
“Hi, I twittered this contest at this URL” – in one comment
“Here’s where I whored myself out on Facebook – in another comment
“Here’s a link to my post!” – in another comment or trackback
“OOh! Here is the secret code word that no one else knows!” – in an email
That’s five entries and gives you five chances of winning the mini vibrator.
Let’s show the PR people of the world that we are more than mom jeans and breastfeeding pumps!
And… go!
Posted on March 10, 2009 by Miss Britt in Uncategorized
They look like jellybeans. If I eat them, will they tickle my insides?
Are you sure the plural isn’t “clitori”?
lol Avitable made me laugh
First of all, HELL yes. I’ve been craving this toy like a kid craving a Wii at Christmastime. While I have no issue spending $100 on a piece of surgical-grade silicone, spending $100+ on this little piece of joy seems a little superfluous.
Second of all, I’m a mom yet I don’t live my entire life around my kids. So hell yes to this review site.
And in the meantime, for your reviewing pleasure, check out this little stumbleupon, which looks like it could be the perfect companion to the bean:
http://kasidiesblog.com/2009/02/20/spice-it-up-with-this-baby/
These are by far the worst ear plugs I have ever used. If I wanted to hear buzzing all day, I would save the money and go to a laundromat.
It’s so cute!
Ohmigosh! It looks just like a mini version of the Nea that I’ve been coveting forevah! (Same company!)
I know my sex toys, sister!
I’ll go with Avitable’s comment.
You freaking ROCK! Tell Drew thanks, from all of us.
K.
Aww, how cute! And waaay less intimidating than my Hitachi Magic Wand.
Never tried one, but for free……………
I did
Hope it comes with directions, the last one i used on my girlfriend got pushed in so deep she said it was a rib tickler!
oh toys just for mommy! Me love it…
Now apologize to your mom and granny- they had sex at elast once because they had you unless you are a test boob baby. Go buy them a toy and let them have a little fun in life..you are never too old to have a little fun.
Love the rechargeable factor- yep have run out of batteries and turned into a grumpy bitch.
subscribed sending you code
Hi! I’m commenting! Well now that’s lsomething I’d sit on!
I’ve been a good girl (ish) and I deserve a treat!
Love the fact it’s rechargeable!
Can I enter even tho I live in the UK?
I twittered this contest at http://twitter.com/Serenadragon
FUN TIMES
i’m a bit creeped out that the marketing guy has the same name as my son-in-law. though it is sort of a common name. but still.
I like your idea to review products that I would maybe use. My kids are way past diapers. Please enter me in the contest.
And Grandma, I have to tell you, I have a clitoris.
I am crying!!!!
Well I’m quite disappointed that I’ve not managed to win any of these eden giveaways so far, so I’m hoping that you’ll be able to pick my number out of the masses.
And I subscribed, and would say pph here is the secret code that no-one knows about, but it isn’t showing up in my feed. What’ve I done wrong? Halp!
Commenting! Will tweet ya in a bit!
http://twitter.com/glowstars/status/1304998852
So Adam really wants to win this thing, huh?!
It looks like a tongue. Does it work like a tongue?
This is a comment. It’s too early to be clever, so it’s not clever, it’s just an “enter me in your contest” comment.
yowza!
The 18th is my birthday!!!Wouldn’t that be awesome!!!
I subscribed using google reader but I didn’t get the secret feed code.
“Here’s where I whored myself out on Facebook”
That looks like the massager the street vendor just tried to sell me for $5.
Just sayin’.
I’m not a mom, but yes please anyway!
Commenting,will work on the facebook one in a bit
Here’s my comment….Facebook link to follow
I want one!
WOW- I’ve never tried a vibrator that costs over $100.00 before!
The issue with the feed footer not showing the code and instructions has been resolved. You may have to clear your cache. Thanks!
YAY for jellybeans
Wow, I’d love to win. I wouldn’t have the nerve to buy one.
Tweeted: http://twitter.com/cdziuba/status/1305267672
Interesting, but hell ya! I’m the major money spender in my household, heck I work with all men and I’m the only one who knew that blu-ray has been in the works for about 8 years. Silly marketers, don’t they know that woman love anything that makes our life a little bit more convenient or fun.
One comment for one entry (so far, we’ll see if I get brave enough for the rest!)
“”from each entry method”"
LMAO
Here’s my 1 entry!
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?created&&suggest¬e_id=72641312348&id= for my facebook note thingy.
I don’t care what anyone says- those things taste like crap ;P
… and here’s the link to the facebook link, all nicely tinyurl’ed
http://tinyurl.com/bdj2w5
I’m never going to hear the end of it from my aunt, who occasionally drops by my profile.